Notes from the Hardt

I know its been a while since I have posted, but I have started this new adventure in my life.... some phrases that I have not heard but seem to be widely used are "in the pudding club" and "up the duff."  To me these terms seem to have a slightly different meaning.  When I heard "in the pudding club"  I thought cool like a wine of the month club?  Next I hear the Homer Simpson in my head say huhu pudding.  Note that I am pretty sure that he is thinking of a rather gross alcholic beverage, and for those of you that are wondering NO Homer Simpson does not make it into my thoughts often.  Now that I am looking at it I think that the name of that alcholic beverage that Homer likes so much is Duff.  I have no idea what else a duff could me.  Nieve of me?  Maybe.
So for those of you that have no clue what I am talking about, the term that I know, I have a bun in the oven!  Or as Ross calls it .... "we have a poppy seed"  Thats about how big the child is right now.  Can you image a poppy seed is giving me a back ache from hell, and gas from a waste treatment plant?  Yeah, it is hard for me to.
So now I wait for the pet names that are to come.  Among the first are poppy, and fuzzy.  The ladder is due to the inherited fur coat that the little one might be developing.  Stay tuned for what fun is to come.

Above is the third home pregnancy test that I have taken, and I am finally thinking that it's not just a fluke.  The first two were $1 tests from the Dollar Tree, and they both had a pink line that was very dark and then one that made me think I was imagining things.   No worries though, the tests with words are idiot proof.